There's your safe one.

Just a quick explanation where the name “There’s your safe one,” came from. While playing golf, our group has a tendency to play a scramble at some point. During the most recent trip we were having trouble putting a ball in a good position for our next shot. So, our most consistent player at the time (Johnny) would go first and usually ended up in the fairway. He would politely remind us that his drive was safe, and we were free to lose our golf balls in the desert, at will. So, I stole Johnny’s catch phrase for my site.